Welcome to Bachelor Season 23 Episode 3 (S23E3)Online, where exercising in a group with a future husband is a fun activity! The bachelor still does not know what to do with Colton: is she sexy or is she a virgin, naïve and nubile? Or is it a monster pitcher of tires that need speed? Or is it just a generic type of 26 that loves children? Colton, show yourself!
The show itself is less concerned with understanding Colton that eclipses a much more interesting character. Only this episode has pirates, a company of charismatic children, Fred Willard, and Terry Crews. Meanwhile, some dramas occupy a central place, distracting the story of Colton falling in love. There’s Tracy against Demi, a lingering thread from last week. And there’s Caelynn against Hannah B., a fight that looks a lot more sinister. Colton is just a spectator here, although it looks like the first sketch of David’s statue.
The first group dates from the plot of Pirates of the Caribbean. In this iteration of the Jerry Bruckheimer franchise, Demi is Jack Sparrow, walking around the tandem with a charisma and a supposed sex appeal. Sex is a bit of Demi’s stuff. So far, his strategy has been to target just below Colton’s belt and reject any subtlety.
Caelynn and Hannah were best friends before the degree Bach’s funniest competitor is not what you think.
Bachelor Season 23 Episode 3: We do not see the real half of the bachelor.
“Every time I feel you, I’m like mmmmm,” he told Colton during his face-to-face meetings. Moments later, she blindfolded him and flogged him. She also plays a creative game called “Are you nervous?” in which he slides a plastic hand over Colton’s body.
In the role of Commodore Norrington, Hannah B. is competitive but too tense. (Last week, he spoke with the phrase “Roll Tide”). Swashbuckling Will Turner is Caelynn, the long-haired candidate who insisted that Hannah B. be on the verge of “separating”. These two have a story. They competed in the Miss United States contest, with Hannah B. behind Caelynn, who is Miss Carolina North.
Although she was born in Virginia. On the due date, Caelynn draws a complete Turner, saving Colton (Elizabeth Swann, in this metaphor) while Hannah B. observes her from the “poo”. (There is, unfortunately, nothing in the poop on this poop cover). Later, Caelynn receives a “real kiss” from Colton for being her savior.
“When I’m with Caelynn, my guard is completely down,” said the man whose only personality trait should protect.
Bachelor Season 23 Episode 3: Hannah B. says she “baffled” and “shaken
In response, Hannah B. says she is “baffled” and “shaken.” Caelynn’s success hits a nerve. These two traits lead her to talk to Colton, a capital sin in the country of singles. This conversation is an error. A mistake! The first rule of the baccalaureate is not to speak with the baccalaureate of your problems with another competitor. As the unwritten rule of “I can complain about my parents, but you can not join the party.” This conversation leaves Colton, sad, confused and on the verge of tears. How could he be attracted to both Hannah B. and Caelynn? I know it’s the goal of the show, but still!
Bachelor Season 23 Episode 3: More weight than the show allows
Caelynn and Hannah B. seem to have more weight than the show allows. A number of other girls summarize it as a “drama pageant”, which, do not get me wrong, seems to capable of wreaking havoc. Caelynn calls these problems “real-life shit,” and the two seem to the verge of tears when they talk about their broken relationship. What happened during the Miss USA contest?
Later in the episode, Colton tries to get to the bottom of things, questioning his two girlfriends. Both respond in the same way: the other is manipulative and a liar. Colton is a terrible interrogator. He is also a pretty terrible judge, he breaks down in tears as soon as the fire starts to burn.
The drama of Caelynn c. Hannah B. will eventually eat half of this episode, as it should. It’s life, shit! It is not a silent show of meetings. (Reminder for me and for the readers that I like this program).
However, like the flowers that grow in cracks in the concrete, some other relationships seem around the Caelynn / Hannah B bazaar. There’s Katie, who kissed at night.
Bachelor Season 23 Episode 3: weird and clumsy
“One thing I’ve noticed is how much you keep it,” Colton told Katie, being very specific. They agree that they love food, particularly sushi, and that they love each other. Later, Nicole and Cassie also have love. Nicole calls Colton “Daddy” while Colton tells Cassie that she is “weird and clumsy”. These are the girls who succeed more easily than Caelynn or Hann.
Like the weeds that grow in concrete, Tracy / Demi’s struggle continues in the dramatic context of Caelynn. Tracy and Demi are still fighting over the pirate’s date. Half press Tracy’s buttons, repeatedly pointing out that Tracy is older than most of the women in the house.
“I feel so bad for you,” Demi told Tracy. Half argue that Tracy should panic. Personally, I think Tracy should stay because she seems to have rejected the aesthetic feature of the series. Only in this episode, she seen in work in general and in a red blazer. Here is the diversity of clothes in The Bachelor!
Bachelor Season 23 Episode 3: claws of on-screen rivalries
Unfortunately, the fight extends this episode, echoing Courtney, who interrupted by Demi. His little problem with Demi is with his “tone”, something that reflects the problems of last season with Krystal Nielson. Ladies, do not enter this lion’s den! The women who win this show will escape the claws of on-screen rivalries. Although they are amusing, these arguments are less and less promising for the future of the candidates.
Almost like fighting the conversation about aging between Tracy and Demi, Colton’s first face-to-face is for Elyse, the make-up artist who had the last episode received a rose for being honest about her feeling of insanity. (She is 31. Colton is 26.) Despite her age, she is so decrepit! She is younger than Jesus when he became Jesus, but still! What age! – Elyse is ready to hold a thematic meeting with children associated with the Colton charity. Colton’s charity takes children out of the hospital and, apparently, makes an appointment with future lovers. This is a critical error for the series since children are infinitely more charismatic than Colton. (One later
Bachelor Season 23 Episode 3: cream and rides
Elyse, meanwhile, is a champion who chooses ice cream and rides the Tilt-a-Whirl with the kids. If one of the children (or Elyse) vomited in the Tilt-a-Whirl, the camera did not show it with grace. In other news, one of Colton’s girls reveals that she already had her first kiss. Friend, you’re ahead of the single! Did you save this person from a pirate meet before kissing her?
During the dinner of the appointment, Elyse, according to the bachelor tradition of revealing a sad life story, reveals that her sister died after the birth of her second child.
“Everything makes sense now,” says Colton, without meaning. People can make sense without their exposed trauma! Elyse receives a rose for her vulnerability, although it seems that Colton interested in her. She is not involved in any drama at home and seems to have both feet on the ground. Mark my words: I see a promising future for Elyse in Bachelor Nation.
Bachelor Season 23 Episode 3: painful feminist journey
The second and last group date of the episode follows a painful feminist journey. It is about “strong women”, an ironic subject, given the tendency of the series to oppose each other. However, this date manages to get involved in Terry Crews, another talent of NBC? Abc how are your Crews appears with his wife, Rebecca Crews, to judge the contest “Bachelor Strongest Woman”. Does the show make an interesting equivalence here, assuming that physical strength correlates with … emotional force? Political strength? The strength of the bone marrow? All the girls get together to work with Colton, an activity that confronts Colton against Hawt Dude.
“Sydney makes the stages look like Dirty Dancing,” Cassie complains, losing the goal of Dirty Dancing. (One question: would any of these women help a local dancer to have an abortion?)
It is on this date that Nicole mentions Napoleon Dynamite, comparing herself to the titular character. Nicole is becoming a pioneer, both in the series in which she is the most fun candidate and on Twitter, where she is one of the most active tweeters in the series.
Bachelor Season 23 Episode 3: strong contest
Despite her defeat in the “strong” contest, Nicole won the group appointment, but not until Colton sent Caitlin, a quiet Canadian contender to her home. Caitlin, you were too discreet for this show and Colton really wants to send people home, apparently. She has some minor complaints about it, stressing that she should not the one who goes home. However, in this country, the bachelor is a dictator and you can not argue with his rules.
At the ceremonial party before the episode, Pool Rose, the drama of Hannah B. and Caelynn resurfaced. There is no place that this drama can reach! This drama will involve the season, like an ugly drama full of drama! This is where Colton goes to the producers, underlined by his decisions.